MY DOG ATE EXCEPTIONALLY A LOT TODAY AND SHE KEEPS ON FARTING BECAUSE OF THAT AND SHE’S SO CONFUSED ABOUT HER FARTS H ELP
JUST LOOK A T HER SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S HAPPENING SHE’S SO SCARED
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
Michelle Made Obama change seats she don’t play that shit lmao
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
damn I was only 2
internet connection slower than me gettin outta bed in the morning