shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
booty level: betrayal
do you ever have those days where you feel like getting ready for no reason and clean your room and eat healthy because i don’t
This is my favorite p and r quote
tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this
NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER
Clumsy, adorable murder
IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME
I need 20
here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
Qiandao Lake is a man-made lake located in Chun’an County, China, where archeologists have discovered in 2001 ruins of an underwater city. The city is at a depth of 26-40 meters and was named “Lion City”. There would have been 290,000 people living in this city during more than 1300 years.