sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegreatbarcia]


it wasn’t a phase

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

nishlo:

this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl

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princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

guy:

a reoccurring thought during any conversation

guy:

a reoccurring thought during any conversation

person: you look dead
me: thanks

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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christianscorner:

gloomyteens: